![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Is she a kick-ass fighting tomboy?! Or is she a girl whose heart goes aflutter whenever she gets near Robin Hood? So many time in this book, her heart flushes, her heartbeat go pitter-patter, her belly gets butterflies. I admit, there is a fair bit of kick-assery in there, but it feels completely unrealistic becaues Will Scarlet can't decide who or what the fuck she is. A kick-ass heroine who disguises herself as a boy in order to steal from the rich and give to the poor?! FUCK YEAH, give me more of that shit. Will Blushes Scarlet: OH MY GOD JUST STAAAAHP ALREADY. *That's actually something I made up, but I wasn't exaggerrating when I say that she blushes like fucking crazy. ![]() The "Scarlet" in her name refers to the fact that SHE CAN'T STOP FUCKING BLUSHING* Will Scarlet is actually a "she," a girl disguised as a boyĢ. There are two facts about Will Scarlet that you should know before starting this book.ġ. This is an alternate retelling of Robin Hood, where Will Scarlet is a hemorrhoidal pain in the ass who talks like a Monty Python and the Holy Grail cast reject that gets involved in a horrifyingly painful love triangle WITH ROBIN HOOD AND LITTLE JOHN. ![]()
0 Comments
Leave a Reply. |